Spring Break
Bush's beloved Turd Blossom has left the hen house. Last Monday, Karl Rove announced his decision to leave the White House at the end of August. God does smile on the world after all. Perhaps the man despised most by all Democrats and revered by conservatives, Rove's exit, as CNN points out, "signals the end of Bush presidency.
The folks in Jefferson City sure have our best interests in mind. In an act reeking of sheer altruism (sarcasm intended), the Missouri State Legislature passed a law geared toward placing more legislators in teaching positions. A summary of Section 173.
Every new editor-in-chief will tell you that this team of hardworking students will produce the best newspaper possible. But I believe it to be true. Maybe I'm na've - so shoot me. Stories big and small are everywhere around us, just begging to be told.
Millions of readers are disoriented and depressed. The Harry Potter phenomenon has come and gone. What do we do now? We persist. The group of readers should not die out because the most popular book series of the 21st century is over. Believe it or not, there are other fantasy books out there just as satiating as the Harry Potter series.
What are your academic goals this year? "To get straight A's and to adjust to college life while maintaining good grades." Mehreen Iqbal Freshman 1st year Medicine
